Guest Book for Rectaltronics.com

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Date: 02/26/98 19:27:59
Name: Terry Muir
E-mail: fyditm@mindspring.com
Company Name: Rectaltronics
Phone Number: 904-249-5294
Are you or were you affiliated with the Bytebrothers?: FYDITM
How the site was found: Someone told me about it
Opinion of site:

Comments

Cool as fuck Brad!!!

Date: 05/15/98 18:26:42
Name: Tatianna
E-mail: Tatasgal@aol.com
Phone Number: You're fucking kidding me
Homepage URL: Not till I know you better
Are you or were you affiliated with the Bytebrothers?: It depends how well they byte.
How the site was found: Followed link from another page
Opinion of site: Very Good

Date: 06/25/98 10:56:52
Name: Kim Boriskin
E-mail: boriskin@ma.ultranet.com
Are you or were you affiliated with the Bytebrothers?: no
How the site was found: Found you in AltaVista
Opinion of site: Very Good

Comments

Found web site while searching for something unrelated. The chaff for spammers looks fascinating. How do you use it? Thanks.K.B.

Date: 07/22/98 12:10:55
Name: Judi
E-mail: ilovemydog@aol.com
Phone Number: I never answer the phone...
Homepage URL: My homepage sucks.
Are you or were you affiliated with the Bytebrothers?: Byte me
How the site was found: Followed link from another page
Opinion of site: Very Good

Comments

Hi Brad,Like your new page. What's up? I'm busy as usual...but life isn't sucking sobadly. Praise Prozac!

Date: 10/03/98 10:50:43
Name: Shafer the ghoul
E-mail: eatme@aol.com
Company Name: The loser bank
Phone Number: yeah right!
Homepage URL: who's go time
Are you or were you affiliated with the Bytebrothers?: FYDITM
How the site was found: Accidentally
Opinion of site: Perfect

Comments

Lookin good... will you ever see this?

Date: 10/29/98 20:00:17
Name: Valentino
E-mail: ulcrev@earthlink.net
How the site was found:
Opinion of site:

Comments

Question:Did you study to be ordained? If yes, where? How many years? What personal qualification do you possess to qualify be ordained?Thanks

Name: Rossano Luigi
Company:
Email: lrossano@velia.peoples.it
URL:
Phone: 039974977196
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Good
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 11/6/98
Time: 4:20:59 AM
Remote Name: 195.120.26.123
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)

Comments

Name: Ollyn Glutter
Company: Flaming Donkeys Incorpulated
Email: yes@microtec.net
URL:
Phone: 1-666-333-1111
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 11/13/98
Time: 1:09:44 AM
Remote Name: 142.169.72.3
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Comments

I think your products provide practical and economical solutions to individual, government and industry anal stimulation needs. This "sunrise" industry will clearly take a leadership role in the economic, social and spiritual development of our great country well into the next millenium. God Bless America.

Name: Betty Pearl
Company: ---
Email: darkglasses@hotmail.com
URL: ---
Phone: ---
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 11/23/98
Time: 12:49:40 AM
Remote Name: 209.240.200.63
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Comments

LOL! Had me going 'till I saw the pics & specs. It wouldn't be a bad idea for someone to build a better vibrator. Current ones are using early 1960s technology. The wirewound pots wear out after the 2nd use. The cheap $.59 worth of toy radio eaphone style wire breaks after 2 weeks, & the motor burns out in 2 months. We need good solid vibrators hooked up to a die hard battery with jumper cables, controlled by sophisicated electronics with a wireless remote so one can get their lover started from another room. They should also come with a 5,000 mile or 5 year warranty.

Name: Jon Davis
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 11/23/98
Time: 4:47:21 AM
Remote Name: 209.209.13.227
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98) via proxy gateway CERN-HTTPD/3.0 libwww/2.17

Comments

Aaaaaaahhhhhhahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Name: NAIT Student
Company: Northern Alberta Institute of Technology
Email: webmaster@nait.ab.ca
URL: www.nait.ab.ca
Phone: 492-7555
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 11/27/98
Time: 4:10:09 PM
Remote Name: 199.185.52.5
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.03 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

Comments

I think this is a technology we should teach here at NAIT!!!

BTW: How large do your butt plugs come?

Name: Hitomi Miyata
Company:
Email: peanuts6@silver.ocn.ne.jp
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 12/2/98
Time: 10:01:56 AM
Remote Name: 203.216.9.80
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.06 (Macintosh; I; PPC)

Comments

I'm wearing one right now!!!

mmmmmmm.......

Name: Lisa Price
Company: Ahhh...Nevermind!
Email: SeaDooMe00@AOL.COM
URL: Yarite....like it EVEN begins to compare to THIS site!
Phone: Again....nevermind!
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 1/3/99
Time: 8:41:21 PM
Remote Name: 205.188.195.38
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 95)

Comments

What Betty Said!!!! Jeezus...you really had me going for quite a while. The scary thing is...I'm sure there's some "Anal" government purchasing agent who would be more than happy to dole out 6 or 7 grand on a device such as the "Hindenburg", or the ....what was it called again...the "punisher"? Either way, I totally agree with Betty...and I think Brad Berson is JUST THE MAN to build a better butt plug! PS: I'll gladly volunteer for as lead tester on the NPSSVFHQC (Nuclear Powered, Super Sonic Vibrator From Hell Quality Control) Team. Don't get me wrong - my boyfriend is awesome....but sometimes, a girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do....might as well make history while I'm at it! LOL! Be Well Brad...and GO DEEP Bruthah!

Name: Brad Berson
Company: National Research Corporation
Email: bberson@nationalresearch.com
URL: nationalresearch.com
Phone: 614-487-6300
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Good
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 1/3/99
Time: 11:10:08 PM
Remote Name: 205.188.195.58
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; MSN 2.5; AOL 3.0; Windows 95)

Comments

I got quite a kick in the butt (no pun intended) when I ran across your site after looking for any mention of MY name on the web! Yes, my real name is Brad Berson. Actually, it is BRADLEY (I would guess that is your legal name as well?). It gave me a good laugh, especially the sound effects! How many other Brad Bersons do you think are out there????

Name: Hamsterbuggerer
Company: Buggered Hamster Software
Email: bmange@airdmhor.gen.nz
URL: www.realhamster.com
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 1/24/99
Time: 6:08:51 AM
Remote Name: 203.109.224.89
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)

Comments

Nice work. What I really want, though, is an FMH9000 teledildo (a dildo/cellphone with an internal pile driver driven by a linear motor).

Name: Bryan Z Busto
Company: Verpus International
Email: busto@hawaii.edu
URL: don't have a home page
Phone: I don't think so
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 2/1/99
Time: 9:49:51 PM
Remote Name: 24.94.70.99
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; U ;Nav)

Comments

This is one wierd-ass site you got here Brad.

Name: g. finchum
Company:
Email: ogre46303@yahoo.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 2/11/99
Time: 4:16:35 AM
Remote Name: 205.217.15.20
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; MSN 2.5; Windows 98; Compaq; NITCO)

Comments

enjoyed it immensly

Name: George the monkey sniffer
Company: Monkey Butt Sniffers, Inc.
Email: georgey1239812@monkey.butt.sniffer.co.uk
URL: http://www.monkey.butt.sniffer.co.uk/georgey1239812/index.shtml
Phone: +011 23 1391 2931
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 2/28/99
Time: 10:46:28 PM
Remote Name: 216.76.187.178
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)

Comments

Hi! I think I'm going to sniff your butt, too!

Name: Dave Tennille
Company:
Email: dtennille@fx2.com
URL:
Phone: 555-555-5555
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/7/99
Time: 4:51:55 PM
Remote Name: 209.40.13.218
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)

Comments

An amazing piece of work. I'm still laughing. Did you model the plugs in Lightwave? Looks like you might have, and on one or two it seems that smoothing might have been left off. Of course, perhaps those polygons were intended to be rendered that way for the sake of stimulation. I only mention this for two reasons: First, you are cleary a perfectionist, and would welcome such an educated critisizm, and second..all MY buttplugs are nicely smoothed by phong shading. This results in a much more comfortable extraction, which, as I am sure you are QUITE aware, can be far more intense than the insertion stage. A masterpiece!

Name: Tiffany
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/9/99
Time: 10:50:17 PM
Remote Name: 205.188.195.44
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 95)

Comments

Just wanted to say that I love your babes and guns link...some very beautiful guns, not to mention the ladies.I will cum again. Thanx

Name: Pucker Factor
Company: Sewer Treatment
Email: DirtyJob@someonesgottodoit.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/10/99
Time: 1:47:05 AM
Remote Name: 205.188.199.158
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 95)

Comments

Ummm....sounds like a shitty situation to me...excuse the pun!

Name: tommy mizell
Company:
Email: TOMMAN68@aol.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/18/99
Time: 6:12:01 PM
Remote Name: 152.163.201.198
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 98)

Comments

keep up the good work

Name: Alba Tross
Company: Bitter Twisted Evil Guys
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 3/21/99
Time: 1:31:43 AM
Remote Name: 166.102.97.32
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; I)

Comments

I must say,since I bought the Y2K complaint plug,my worries are over.I can rest easy now.

Name: BowDown
Company: Billings
Email:
URL: http://www.etherealtf.net
Phone: Whats a phone?
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/21/99
Time: 1:35:20 AM
Remote Name: 208.244.247.98
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Comments

This is the best place on the internet, i come here daily, more than daily, i love my life in dedication to this webpage. Billings wants some butt plugs, and i think redpaw does too, but thats them so i dont know...i mean, what are their problems? They are all a bunch of FAGS and im like "What are they doing" and they are like "We are getting some butt plugs that are Y2K compatabile!!!!" I think that speaks for itself. Oh yea, then this guy named Robin Walker was like "Hey mate, after i take a pass on my didgeridoo and tuck away joey, im going to get 500000 orders of butt plungers because us australians go through them like we go through beer, mate, oh yea, our next game is BP2, Butt Plug 2, it will have a bunch of dingos and butt plugs!!!!" That speaks for itself as well. What else should i say? This place is the "she000t" "b0y3333" Thank you for making this, my life is now complete.

Name: red paw
Company: redpaw, inc.
Email: redpaw@redpaw.com
URL: www.redpaw.com
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 3/21/99
Time: 1:38:53 AM
Remote Name: 206.245.144.168
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Comments

For as long as I can remember, I've searched, to no avail, for that "something special" to keep me company on lonely nights like this.

Thank god for the "Hindenberg" model! Nothing has ever "filled" my nights like this baby!

Woooo! Thank you, Rectaltronics!

Name: Harald Butkis
Company: Kompni ASS
Email: the_ass_man@hotmail.com
URL: -
Phone:
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 4/6/99
Time: 3:59:07 AM
Remote Name: 193.212.239.67
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)

Comments

My ass and me really DIG you product! It perfect for us in the chaotic world we live in.

Thanks.... Harald Butkis ;*

Name: David Patterson
Company:
Email: davidp@mindspring.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 4/9/99
Time: 2:45:32 PM
Remote Name: 207.69.10.170
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0 (Win95; U)

Comments

Jimmah would be proud.....

Name: Old Man Pickles
Company: Triphallic Inc.
Email: anything@funkenstein.8m.com
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/id/pickles
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 4/10/99
Time: 3:53:58 PM
Remote Name: 129.130.229.169
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSN 2.6; MSN 2.5; Windows 95)

Comments

Having three penises, I find it necessary to carry around an extra butt plug. Rectaltronics helped me to reach my dream of "a plug in every ho's home."

Name: Edward Hitler
Company:
Email: eddie.hitler@bottom.com
URL: http://welcome.to/my.bottom
Phone: 1-800-666-6666
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 4/13/99
Time: 2:27:11 PM
Remote Name: 194.6.81.93
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)

Comments

Way cool site. Wish I'd thought of something like this. Envy.

Name: koppolu hara krishna reddy
Company: studying m.tech
Email: lakshmi_reddyk@eudoramail.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: OK
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 4/15/99
Time: 9:38:24 AM
Remote Name: 202.54.54.212
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0Gold (X11; I; HP-UX A.09.07 9000/712)

Comments

the site is good, but there lagging something, what are the future plans, provision of jobs etc .if it's the case it will be helpful for us.and another after seeing u'rs web page there is no feeling baout it.

Name: Steve Mason
Company:
Email: none
URL: none
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 4/16/99
Time: 12:30:11 AM
Remote Name: 205.151.225.202
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)

Comments

Fucking hilarious, I almost hurt myself reading your catalogue. Very informative and well written.

Name: Orel Sphincter
Company: Uppit Personal Services
Email: Slider@Lubit.org
URL: C: <enter>: ###
Phone:
Found How: Other
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 4/16/99
Time: 10:08:48 PM
Remote Name: 208.162.253.151
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Comments

Thank you for your careful handling of my company's recent order and the excellent customer services you have provided. My employees used to refer to me as a tightass, but since I have been providing your product to my customers, everyone has been a little less Uptight. Thanks once again.

Name: Anne Nill
Company: Anal Cavity inc.
Email: bunghole@hotmail.com
URL: none
Phone: 32142432423
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 5/4/99
Time: 9:00:21 AM
Remote Name: 164.11.204.2
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.01Gold (Win16; I)

Comments

Hi there.. i have a query on one of your sonic buttplugs... Do your buttplugs use hypersuction anal tissue modifiers? And also does any lubrication come with the buttplug? And does the lube contain PH-07?

Thanks man! And keep on butt-pluggin!

Name: Eric Hinz
Company: Hinz Adult Toy Repair
Email:
URL:
Phone: (402)362-2028
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 5/8/99
Time: 1:06:12 AM
Remote Name: 209.240.200.88
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Comments

Ya know I wanna plug up my poop chute every minute of the day, bitchcakes!!! Can you guys send me some order info., so I can plug away! Plug it bitchcakes!!! My address is 1907 N. Grant Ave. York, Ne. 68467 Poopchute Bitchcakes!!!!!!!

Name: Scott Barney
Company: Rock n Roll Racing Pit
Email:
URL:
Phone: (402) 362-4996
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 5/8/99
Time: 1:18:27 AM
Remote Name: 209.240.200.88
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Comments

I am very bald and I would like to have a plug that matches my head! My shitter is so wide and velvety soft I can shove a can of clams in it! Go poopsex!!! Scat, Scat, Scat. YOU STUTTERING PRICK!!! Carrots in my poopchute, dogs in my poopchute, you in my poopchute, who wants ice cream!!! Send me some plug information. 636 W. 4th ST. York, Ne. 68467 SHOVE IN THE CLAMS!

Name: Ben Askew
Company: BHA & Associates
Email: askew@insync.net
URL: http://www.insync.net/bha
Phone: Lick me
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 6/3/99
Time: 3:50:45 PM
Remote Name: 209.113.15.66
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win95; U)

Comments

If I could find my transmission, I'd shove it up your ass. Remember, when you're driving..... Honk if you love queers!

Name: DJ
Company:
Email: luvnmas@pipper.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 6/7/99
Time: 5:27:53 PM
Remote Name: 192.9.25.22
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.51 [en] (X11; U; SunOS 5.7 sun4u)

Comments

y'all are crazy - my kind of people!

Name: Michael
Company:
Email: mctrossman@aol.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 6/23/99
Time: 4:30:41 PM
Remote Name: 207.106.22.7
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.6 [en] (WinNT; I)

Comments

almost believable...

Name: Dirk Dupon
Company: the weird site
Email: editor@theweirdsite.com
URL: http://www.theweirdsite.com
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 7/12/99
Time: 1:34:08 PM
Remote Name: 195.207.35.50
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

Nice work! I like it, not so sure about the plug :-)

Name: Tristam
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 7/13/99
Time: 1:43:36 PM
Remote Name: 192.77.198.2
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.51 [en] (WinNT; I)

Comments

I thought I had all of the good butt plugs in my collection, but now I realize I was an amateur just waiting to break into the big leagues. I can't wait to be filled by my next order. Oops, I mean I can't wait for you to fill my next order.

Name: Bruce
Company:
Email:
URL: www.soreass-smalldick.com
Phone: 212-SIT-DOWN, again & again & again
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 7/13/99
Time: 2:06:24 PM
Remote Name: 192.77.198.200
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

Comments

Oh my God!....

When are you coming out with the double ended model so I can share these new filling moments with my barn animals!

Name: Dave Browne
Company: Dahlah Industries
Email: dtbrownmon@hotmail.com
URL:
Phone: 310-824-2758
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 7/29/99
Time: 7:31:38 PM
Remote Name: 216.184.190.50
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)

Comments

Name: Jennifer
Company:
Email: Queen1322@aol.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: So-So
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 7/31/99
Time: 2:33:47 PM
Remote Name: 152.163.201.213
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 98)

Comments

Name: Smokey Butts
Company: UpURL
Email: equinox2a@juno.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 8/9/99
Time: 2:11:25 AM
Remote Name: 206.175.228.25
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0Gold (Win95; I; 16bit)

Comments

I'm still laughing! And it was a third grade teacher, asking me what a butt plug was that got me looking for a link (to show her). No butts about it!

Name: JACK TERRELL
Company: COMPAQ
Email: BLACK 5497
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 8/10/99
Time: 2:17:16 AM
Remote Name: 152.163.197.186
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 95)

Comments

Name: kwy
Company: hong
Email: kwoun38@netsgo.com
URL: http://www.netsgo.com
Phone: 82-0342-2079
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: So-So
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 8/13/99
Time: 11:50:03 AM
Remote Name: 210.115.123.111
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)

Comments

Name: sean david morton
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 8/13/99
Time: 5:25:50 PM
Remote Name: 152.163.204.68
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 98)

Comments

Name: Keith Willis
Company: Bytebrothers (UK) Ltd
Email: kwillis@dial.pipex.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 8/14/99
Time: 5:20:52 AM
Remote Name: 62.188.130.235
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.05 [en] (Win95; I)

Comments

Totally cool site, Brad! I might see you at Riverfest in May 2000; I finally persuaded the ball&chain that she does so really want to meet y'all.

Name: david strickland
Company: egc
Email: strickld@peachnet.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 8/30/99
Time: 8:05:11 PM
Remote Name: 168.22.249.179
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

Comments

Name: Handy Arsewell
Company: Pretty good (especially with rodents inserted)
Email: Good@sucking.cum
URL:
Phone: Ring me now (hard)
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 9/3/99
Time: 11:41:02 AM
Remote Name: 212.161.12.48
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)

Comments

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Name: Samuel Rosenthal
Company: Computer Pathways, Inc.
Email: samro@computerpathways.com
URL:
Phone: 212-989-1579
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 9/15/99
Time: 4:33:43 PM
Remote Name: 209.122.184.123
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)

Comments

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Sam.

Name: assman
Company: asstronics
Email: assman@butthole.ass
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 9/16/99
Time: 4:57:19 PM
Remote Name: 38.214.167.2
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)

Comments

Name: Scoot
Company: Anal Restorations
Email: swilliams@ar.com.au
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 10/3/99
Time: 7:37:04 PM
Remote Name: 203.18.167.67
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT; BPH45M)

Comments

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Name: Damon Ellis
Company:
Email: damon.ellis@gtri.gatech.edu
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 10/8/99
Time: 9:58:57 AM
Remote Name: 130.207.206.193
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

Comments

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Name: Steven Hroncich
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone: 678-2971
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 10/9/99
Time: 11:46:55 AM
Remote Name: 152.163.197.64
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 98)

Comments

Name: Guy T. Vishniskki, Jr.
Company: TYWR Ltd.
Email: webtv.com@aol.com
URL: http://www.www.www
Phone: Black
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Good
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 10/11/99
Time: 12:19:39 AM
Remote Name: 216.161.144.252
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

Comments

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Name: The Old Fart
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 10/14/99
Time: 3:28:47 PM
Remote Name: 24.94.209.100
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

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Name: Don Ellis
Company:
Email: daevee@gte.net
URL:
Phone: 8054826719
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 10/15/99
Time: 4:37:35 PM
Remote Name: 207.175.236.125
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I)

Comments

Where are the prices? Some of these are really cool looking and before I complete some order form I'd like to know the price. Please.

Name: ERIC OKAI
Company: PUNCH COMMUNICATIONS LTD.
Email: eric_okai@yahoo.co.uk
URL:
Phone: 233-21-406040
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 10/21/99
Time: 7:36:35 AM
Remote Name: 209.198.247.114
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

Comments

Name: Clyde Bryan
Company: Moses Bryan Productions, Ltd.
Email: cbryan@mediaone.net
URL: http://www.pompano.net/~cbryan/
Phone:
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 10/25/99
Time: 10:24:49 PM
Remote Name: 24.129.52.215
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

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Name:
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Good
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 11/8/99
Time: 12:49:03 AM
Remote Name: 152.163.205.77
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; Compaq)

Comments

Name: Nora
Company: Team145
Email: nbtolstoy@aol.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 11/17/99
Time: 4:43:20 PM
Remote Name: 205.188.197.23
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98)

Comments

I am utterly shocked!!!! People really USE shit like this????

Name: Chris Dalhoe
Company:
Email: isdchris@co.shawano.wi.us
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 11/18/99
Time: 4:07:09 PM
Remote Name: 216.56.24.2
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; CNETHomeBuild03171999)

Comments

Please e-mail me more information regarding your products.

Name: RichGirl
Company: Oh, yes, we all want that!
Email: On another day, just perhaps.
URL: http://www.freeyellow.com/members2/rick121
Phone:
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 11/21/99
Time: 3:36:54 PM
Remote Name: 168.191.209.233
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; U)

Comments

Delightful humor. The best laughs I have had in a long time. Thanks

Name:
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 11/26/99
Time: 4:19:12 PM
Remote Name: 195.14.133.242
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)

Comments

Name:
Company:
Email: user129905@aol.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 11/28/99
Time: 12:04:00 PM
Remote Name: 205.188.193.26
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

Comments

there are no prices to this any where .....I need how much for the such

Name: Kevin MacDonald
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 12/1/99
Time: 3:19:51 AM
Remote Name: 169.237.58.161
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; MSN 2.5; Windows 98)

Comments

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Name: al anal
Company: ructum inc
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Needs work
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 12/2/99
Time: 11:44:07 AM
Remote Name: 162.127.6.28
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC) via proxy gateway WebTrack-HTTPP/1.2 libwww/2.17

Comments

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Name: Brian
Company:
Email:
URL: http://come.to/freewarez.com
Phone:
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 12/4/99
Time: 1:00:45 AM
Remote Name: 209.160.145.112
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

Comments

You're site was too funny!! I happened across it half by accident and I thought to myself, "This has to be fake". But it was assembled really well and I started to believe that you clowns just might be serious. So I had to find some pricing somewhere and as I clicked my way through, I did find out it was a spoof. Congratulations on one hell of a funny website. I am sure to send this address to all my friends!

Name: Fred Latorre
Company: Marion County, Florida
Email: flatorre@mcia.net
URL:
Phone: (352)7328181
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 12/8/99
Time: 7:58:57 PM
Remote Name: 207.0.11.237
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.01C-KIT (Win95; U)

Comments

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Name: Ellen
Company: work's for chumps
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: So-So
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 12/17/99
Time: 2:57:15 PM
Remote Name: 130.15.214.154
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

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Name:
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 12/18/99
Time: 3:12:18 AM
Remote Name: 203.29.192.74
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; OptusIE5)

Comments

Name:
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: So-So
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 12/31/99
Time: 9:34:46 PM
Remote Name: 207.144.106.131
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.04 [en]C-INFOAVE (Win95; U ;Nav)

Comments

Name: lois
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: So-So
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 1/2/00
Time: 12:37:20 AM
Remote Name: 24.64.3.164
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.5 [en]C-AtHome0405 (Win95; U)

Comments

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Name: Raj Soni
Company: Alcon
Email: rajsoni74@hotmail.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 1/6/00
Time: 5:04:08 PM
Remote Name: 208.194.25.253
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)

Comments

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Name: Matt Fess
Company: (personal)
Email: matty1983@hotmail.com
URL:
Phone: (309) 243-5479
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 1/9/00
Time: 1:48:59 AM
Remote Name: 205.188.200.39
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

I am interested in your product and would like to find out more information. Do you have free information or promotional packets? Please contact me; the sooner the better.

Name: Keef DaH Queef
Company:
Email: nomadz@concentric.net
URL:
Phone: 610-789-2457
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 1/11/00
Time: 7:10:07 PM
Remote Name: 209.31.154.18
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; I)

Comments

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Name: Michael Price
Company: Logic Associates
Email: michaelp@zlogic.com
URL: www.zlogic.com
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 1/12/00
Time: 10:40:48 AM
Remote Name: 209.91.28.67
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

Comments

Name: rec
Company: blah
Email: blah@blah.com
URL: www.blah.com
Phone: 5555555555
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 1/17/00
Time: 4:52:04 PM
Remote Name: 24.11.17.227
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

Comments

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Name: Dick Hertz
Company: Slide 'n Hide Lubricants
Email: unlisted
URL: www.oilybohunk.com
Phone: 001 23 45 67 90
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 1/22/00
Time: 3:43:30 PM
Remote Name: 206.80.138.2
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.61 [en] (WinNT; U)

Comments

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Name: Horst Ng
Company:
Email: electrotard@yahoo.com
URL:
Phone: 561-555-ANUS
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 1/26/00
Time: 6:50:02 PM
Remote Name: 151.185.201.17
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

Comments

I burst an anal sac laughing!!!

Name: Hugh Jayness
Company: If my tie is hanging in the doorknob
Email: tapfret@yahoo.com
URL:
Phone: Its the one written on the wall of the bathroom of every telemarketing firm.
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 1/27/00
Time: 12:46:24 AM
Remote Name: 209.78.81.75
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; I)

Comments

It's amazing what a search for Rs-232 will yield.

Name: KenNotKarl
Company: Bald Mouse Productions
Email: l0lDeadCats@webtv.net
URL:
Phone: (666)620-U812
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 2/12/00
Time: 9:51:50 AM
Remote Name: 209.240.200.88
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Comments

Name: Bert
Company: myself bv
Email: bschors@home.nl
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 2/28/00
Time: 2:26:18 PM
Remote Name: 212.120.80.4
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; AtHomeNL0107)

Comments

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Name:
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 3/7/00
Time: 1:48:51 AM
Remote Name: 152.163.204.177
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; AOL 5.0; Windows 95)

Comments

Name: Steva Haggensplatter
Company:
Email: me@Crainialrectal.net
URL: coming soon
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/7/00
Time: 2:18:05 PM
Remote Name: 63.90.203.66
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; MSN 2.5; MSN 2.5; Windows 95)

Comments

Most invigorating! Will your products be compatible with Windows 2K? And a big thanks for a needed service for people such as me who can't hold our fortitude due to repeated and violent intrusions from clear cylindrical objects used for small furry rodents. I can now safely step down as a user and the spokes model of these diapers! Thank you Brad!

Name: James pearce
Company:
Email: pearce2000@europe.com
URL:
Phone: 0779 0757944
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 3/8/00
Time: 8:54:28 AM
Remote Name: 194.238.50.24
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)

Comments

I am considering buying a buttplug which one do you recommend for a fat fuck like me

Name: dlp
Company:
Email: dunder411@aol.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/10/00
Time: 10:03:38 PM
Remote Name: 205.188.192.34
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

i was at working trying to find RS232 crap, when i discovered your site. American engineering at its best!! Don't let the Ruskies steal your secrets, they're pretty sneaky!

Name: Stephen H.
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/13/00
Time: 12:47:19 AM
Remote Name: 216.160.72.90
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

I use the Interrogator every morning, noon, and night, and I've never had a better butt-plugging experience! I'm on my third, because I've worn the first two out!

Name: cy
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 3/26/00
Time: 12:11:54 PM
Remote Name: 152.206.121.196
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95)

Comments

Name: Hilton Flax
Company: Purple passion
Email: ppassion1@aol.com
URL: www.purplepassion.com
Phone: 212-807-0486
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Good
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/30/00
Time: 4:16:42 PM
Remote Name: 205.188.196.43
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

I have a store in New York City, and am interested in carrying your b/plug and accessories. Could I get either a catalogue or email price list etc.

Mail to Purple Passion, 242 West 16th St,

Thanks again Hilton New York NY 10011

Name:
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 3/31/00
Time: 9:01:23 AM
Remote Name: 203.116.61.137
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt) WebWasher/1.2.2

Comments

Name: Daniel S. Reasoner
Company: International Male
Email: DReese2642@aol.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 4/18/00
Time: 12:02:41 PM
Remote Name: 152.163.207.191
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 95; DigExt)

Comments

To the good people at rectaltronics, I am the senior R & D manager for my employer. Your product is an absolute technological masterpiece. I think that with your ideal and our capitol, this product can be the hottest thing since Pokemon. If you are interested in a joint venture, I would need 10 samples submitted for testing. If you fellows would be interested let me know. With warm reguards, Dan Reasonner

Name: if I told you, I'd have to kill you
Company: her majesty's secret service
Email: iwill@anothertime.com
URL: http://clix.to/perky
Phone: 867-5309
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 4/18/00
Time: 11:36:27 PM
Remote Name: 199.3.25.116
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

Fascinating...simply fascinating.

Name: Veronica
Company:
Email: veronica.l@retemail.es
URL: http://perso.wanadoo.es/veronica.l
Phone:
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 4/27/00
Time: 2:55:32 PM
Remote Name: 62.82.202.171
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

Comments

Haven't laughed so much in months!!! I especially love the disclaimer page. Wonderful stuff :-))

Name: officer alvin jackson
Company: Federal prison in florence colorado
Email: rankbull@hotmail.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 5/3/00
Time: 6:25:59 AM
Remote Name: 209.240.200.138
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Comments

Name: michele repar
Company: n/a due to drug seizure jk
Email: frances45@hotmail.com
URL: http://www.something.or/another.com
Phone: actually i got two
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 5/3/00
Time: 7:21:46 AM
Remote Name: 209.240.200.38
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)

Comments

I have a wide selection of of butt-plugs including the altra-vibe 2000, but no other butt-plugs fills my needs as your wonderful products. kudos too your life fullfilling device.

Name: Maxmillian Nuclear
Company: Nuclear Enterprises
Email: emperornuclear@netscape.net
URL: http://angelfire.com/scifi/nuclearenterprises.index.html
Phone: 940-382-0924
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 5/29/00
Time: 8:39:17 PM
Remote Name: 129.120.217.120
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)

Comments

I was lead to this site by stoned hippies fascinated with the Test Pattern. I then went to the Brad Berson's Bureau of the Bizarre to find out what a "Bytebrother" was. I forgot to leave the AOL IM address: MaxSilverHammer. The hippies didn't even bother to scroll down to see the highlighted lines, I DID! Love this site!

Name: Bill Shit
Company:
Email: bill@billshit.com
URL: http://billshit.com
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 6/11/00
Time: 9:30:18 AM
Remote Name: 128.121.132.50
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; U)

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More work is needed, but I have seen the future of PUBLIC MASTURBATION and it lies in this SEXUAL contraption. Like many men before me, we have failed once only to rise from the ashes again. Maybe I could use a miniture wast disposal grinder attachment to chop the SHIT up, or maybe this technology is only to be used with well chewed food, no corn or peanuts or chronic DIAHREA...only time, and perseverence will tell.

Bill I am planning to apply for a patent and call it - The Bill Shitterizer

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Date: 10/28/00
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Date: 12/12/00
Time: 1:21:21 PM
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Date: 12/12/00
Time: 1:22:11 PM
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Date: 12/26/00
Time: 6:29:46 PM
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Date: 1/17/01
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Time: 5:11:46 PM
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Date: 2/6/01
Time: 9:56:21 PM
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Time: 3:36:59 PM
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Time: 12:47:18 PM
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Time: 10:38:54 AM
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Bytebrother?: No
Date: 5/11/01
Time: 3:39:56 PM
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Date: 5/17/01
Time: 1:33:35 AM
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Date: 5/23/01
Time: 12:52:46 AM
Remote Name: 210.215.24.8
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

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Phone: 908-ass-hole
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 6/15/01
Time: 10:04:10 AM
Remote Name: 204.186.79.174
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.07 (Macintosh; I; PPC, Nav)

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Bytebrother?: No
Date: 6/17/01
Time: 9:45:08 AM
Remote Name: 212.117.148.254
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

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Name: Deborah
Company: Microsoft
Email: deborah_tt_99@yahoo.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Search Engine
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Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 6/18/01
Time: 8:38:01 AM
Remote Name: 213.122.58.68
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; BT)

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Phone: (785) 842-9068
Found How: Word of mouth
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Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 6/23/01
Time: 2:26:31 PM
Remote Name: 24.124.58.50
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; sureseeker.com)

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Name: Justin Wagner
Company: Sentinel Connector
Email: jwagner@sentinelconn.com
URL: www.sentinelconn.com
Phone:
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 6/26/01
Time: 2:13:40 PM
Remote Name: 24.104.6.200
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)

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Company: holmes
Email: gayirishman@shitmail.com
URL: http://www.eamonholmesisatwat.org.uk
Phone: 0208569782
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 6/28/01
Time: 7:51:47 AM
Remote Name: 194.238.50.15
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95)

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Email: dirtshooter@fudgepackers.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 7/19/01
Time: 3:41:07 AM
Remote Name: 24.66.244.206
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

Comments

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URL:
Phone: 459-702-5872x2885
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: FYDITM!
Date: 8/1/01
Time: 7:37:17 PM
Remote Name: 216.52.252.163
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0b; Windows NT 5.0)

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Company: Do Drop Inn
Email:
URL:
Phone: 724-224-0928
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 8/7/01
Time: 11:27:38 PM
Remote Name: 151.201.244.203
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

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Phone: Disconnected
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 8/22/01
Time: 12:22:44 PM
Remote Name: 62.252.64.5
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

Comments

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Company: fuck no
Email: nope
URL: nope
Phone: nope
Found How: Other
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 8/31/01
Time: 2:15:46 PM
Remote Name: 129.19.160.240
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

Comments

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URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 10/1/01
Time: 6:26:03 PM
Remote Name: 62.255.0.5
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98; fs_ie5_04_2000i)

Comments

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Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 10/6/01
Time: 9:36:50 AM
Remote Name: 144.134.29.162
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)

Comments

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Company: Untag'45
Email: ridhoimd@yahoo.com
URL: www.untag.com
Phone: 62-31-5931800
Found How: Search Engine
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 10/10/01
Time: 2:50:15 PM
Remote Name: 203.130.250.113
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)

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Company: Butt Pimple's R US
Email: ben@tortured.org
URL:
Phone: 301-509-3460
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 10/11/01
Time: 4:58:37 PM
Remote Name: 207.172.11.150
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; {starpower})

Comments

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Company: Keebler Packing Facility
Email: Aznballer113@aol.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 10/20/01
Time: 11:21:23 PM
Remote Name: 24.5.206.241
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)

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Name: test
Company: test
Email: test@test.com
URL: www.test.com
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 11/7/01
Time: 9:13:15 AM
Remote Name: 65.4.237.197
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

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Name:
Company:
Email: frosthelen@mailcity.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: What's a web site?
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 11/13/01
Time: 10:35:23 AM
Remote Name: 24.12.239.43
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

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Name: jeff
Company:
Email: jmmcdot46n2@yahoo.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Link from another web site
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 11/20/2001
Time: 5:10:59 AM
Remote Name: spider-ti012.proxy.aol.com
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

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Name: Chuckman
Company: CCI
Email: chukman@freeuk.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Usenet reference
Site Opinion: Cool
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 11/28/2001
Time: 11:06:02 PM
Remote Name: cache-wit-hsi.cableinet.co.uk
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Opera/6.0 (Windows 98; U) [en]

Comments

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Name: Mr Buttplug
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
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Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 1/19/2002
Time: 6:56:36 PM
Remote Name: d3o818.telia.com
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)

Comments

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Name: Adam
Company: E-flex
Email: grisen@rokan .se
URL:
Phone:
Found How: By accident
Site Opinion: Cool as fuck!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 1/19/2002
Time: 6:56:51 PM
Remote Name: t180.egonet.se
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

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Name: iatch
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Email: what@f
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 1/19/2002
Time: 8:07:07 PM
Remote Name: regulus2.student.uu.se
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)

Comments

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Name: Jeremy Smith
Company:
Email: shermy01@hotmail.com
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: Yes
Date: 1/21/2002
Time: 11:00:58 PM
Remote Name:
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)

Comments

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Name: Colon Pal
Company: US State Dept
Email: colonpowell@state.us.gov
URL: None
Phone: Govt Classified
Found How: Hit a wrong key
Site Opinion: So-So
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 2/9/2002
Time: 6:16:38 PM
Remote Name: 27-138.port3.ephrata.supernet.com
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)

Comments

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Company:
Email:
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ca/vistapro
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Cool
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 2/13/2002
Time: 8:16:18 AM
Remote Name: 12-233-222-166.client.attbi.com
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.77 [en] (Win98; U)

Comments

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Name: JEFF BURNSWORTH
Company:
Email: BURNYYUSA66@AOL.COM
URL:
Phone:
Found How: Word of mouth
Site Opinion: Excellent!
Bytebrother?: What's a Bytebrother?
Date: 3/3/2002
Time: 7:44:32 PM
Remote Name: 1Cust118.tnt2.three-rivers.mi.da.uu.net
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98; VZ_IE5)

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Company:
Email:
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Phone:
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Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 3/10/2002
Time: 2:43:07 AM
Remote Name: 12-230-100-156.client.attbi.com
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; T312461)

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Name:
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
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Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 3/10/2002
Time: 1:01:15 PM
Remote Name: tojos1.studby.nlh.no
Remote User:
HTTP User Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98) Opera 6.01 [nb]

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Name:
Company:
Email:
URL:
Phone:
Found How:
Site Opinion:
Bytebrother?: No
Date: 3/16/2002