Rectaltronics Internet Specials

Rectaltronics, Inc. Internet Sales Office offers these unique kits and special-purpose products only to Internet shoppers.  As always, your Rectaltronics dealer can supply accessories and other Rectaltronics products.

  • "Marathon Man" Kit

The Marathon Man includes a Rectaltronics Interrogator Buttplug, the Dr. Mengele oscillator, an IntelleRect controller with your choice of internal interface, two Lithium-Ion power cells, an AC-powered standalone rapid-charger, plus one dozen alcohol pads, a 2 oz. container of conductive lubricant gel, ballistic nylon wrist and ankle straps, and a handy wireless remote voltage control for the oscillator.  Perfect for those holiday guests that just won't leave!

  • "Deliverance" Kit

Deliverance offers the Rectaltronics Professional Buttplug and the powerful Home Improvement oscillator along with an IntelleRect controller, Lithium-Ion power cell and multivoltage rapid-charger in a tough camouflage plastic tackle box.  Free extras include Off! mosquito repellent and a keychain electronic music box that plays Dueling Banjos.  Outdoor expeditions will never be the same when you bring along the Deliverance!

  • Seasonal Special #1 - New Year's Eve Kit

New for 2005, Rectaltronics is delighted to introduce a series of seasonal specials beginning with this New Years Eve celebration kit.  With all parts supplied in a patriotic red, white and blue color scheme, this kit includes the Rectaltronics Hindenburg Buttplug and a Bang & Olufsen oscillator.  This special kit uses a sensitive micro-miniature digital FM tuner connected to the B&O to synchronize your stimulation with fireworks music simulcasts.  A multiuser license for DynaVibe allows your friends to plug in on the fun, too (depending on available connectivity).  Please specify interface and power options when you order.  A bottle of champagne and a half-dozen roman candles* free with your kit if you mention this web site!

  • Seasonal Special #2 - Chinese (Lunar) New Year's Kit

Similar to Season Special #1 but substitutes a lapel microphone with a 36" cord instead of the FM tuner, and supplied with the buttplug shell and anodized modules adorned in a brilliant red and gold color scheme!  A bottle of plum wine, a 48" inflatable dragon and six packs of firecrackers* offered free with this kit if you mention our web site when you order!

* Fireworks availability varies by municipality, shipping/carrier restrictions may apply.


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